But I'm turning over a new leaf, people. And that's why, I suppose, I saw blue sparks shooting out of my blow dryer this morning. Ok, they weren't "shooting out" but I'm not splitting hairs (ha! I unintentionally punned!).
And because the gods love me, Target's Daily Deal today is for Remington blow dryers in three patterns:
Polka Dot, and
Each is $9.99 and ships for free (no code needed) for today only.
Use code TOEY738U for an extra 10% off.
Also, if you go through THIS LINK for bing cashback, you'll see a Target link on the right for 10% off. Of course, bing cashback does not always work when you have a code but why not take your chances.
So, a blow dryer for less than 10 bucks with tax, shipped. Not bad, right? Guess which pattern I ordered in the comments.