Ikea has its Malm bed (in queen) on sale* for $99**. This distresses me to no end.
Regale in all its particle board glory:
And if particle board isn't your thing, they're also offering free breakfast on Saturday and Sunday until 11a.m.
Sale ends January 10.
*Among a bunch of other sales. See here.
**While supplies last. Limit one per customer. Bed base sold separately (I think it's around 40 bucks). Black-brown.